Endweek

Make America Grate Again

Yesterday's depressing news was Trump's latest attempted slaying of the Hudson Tunnel Project, which may be more expensive to shut own than to complete. But that's just my off-the-wall take. The real story is far more complicated.

Today's depressing news is the end of the CIA World Factbook, one of the most useful publications the world has ever known. 

Because that's the way of the tech world

Three hundred journalists were laid off by the Washington Post, while it slowly dies. (Or is being murdered. Take your pick.)  In Substack, Miranda Green says, "The alternative is this. Substack." But Substack ought to be called Subsilo. Because that's what it is. Yes, it's a very slick host for blogs (yes, that's what they are), but as a writer on Substack you are at the mercy of the entitiy that owns it, and will certainly enshittify it eventually.

Reduxion

Traffic to this blog went up an order of magnitude when somebody (not sure who, or what), drove traffic to this post, which I put up 10.5 years ago. It was good and right for that time in history, which is much worse now.

Kill the lottery

I have a simple suggestion for getting rid of tanking in pro sports.

Hope he gets the hat tip

Progress is the process by which the miraculous becomes mundane. Aviation, for example. At  any moment a million people across the world are airborne and traveling safely. (Stop now and watch this bit by Louis CK. Yes, I know he's been canceled, but the bit is brilliant.) So yesterday, we flew from North Eleuthera (ELH) to Indianapolis (IND) by way of Atlanta (ATL), all on Delta (though the first flight was on Delta Connection). It all went better than well. The first flight was clear all the way, with excellent views (for me, the devout window-sitter and scene-shooter) of several Bahamian islands, coastal Florida, and Georgia from Savannah to Atlanta. The second flight wasn't the near-midnight one we were scheduled on, but one we noticed, while passing the gate in late afternoon, was boarding for Indianapolis. They gave us the last two seats on that plane, and it got us to Indy in time for dinner at Iozzo's, one of our favorite restaurants. Nice!

Then this morning, I got a survey from Delta. I tend to fill those out if I've had a very good or bad experience. But surveys still suck, because they're not human, meaning not conscious or aware of their existence. They're a pro formality that paints pictures with numbers. But I did want one human rewarded, so I filled it out. The human was Isaac, or something like that, on the second flight, Delta 3120. When the drink cart came by, I asked for a cup of ice. He said they didn't have any, and gave me a bottle of water, which was fine. But later, without being asked, he brought me a cup of ice anyway (presumably from the business class ice bin). That was nice and worth a mention.



10 responses to “Endweek”

  1. […] Doc has a idea how to stop teams from tanking. Get rid of the lottery. He's right of course. Think of the futility of tanking in the NBA when last year the #1 pick went to the Dallas Mavericks, who were not a lottery team and (probably) wasn't tanking, though trading their star young player for bupkis (it turns out) — maybe they were. But the numbers didn't really entitle them to an early pick. And they got a player who looks to be a great star (you can't always tell if a #1 pick will turn out to be a star). # […]

    1. The Cooper Flagg case testifies to the lottery system’s nature as a luck distributor. Better for teams to depend on pure luck, which is unfair by nature, than on a system that biases the unfairness and fails anyway. And how much does being a top draft pick actually matter. Zion Williamson and Ja Morant were the top two in 2019 draft, and both have been absent for most of their NBA careers, and that’s in addition to their character flaws. Cade Cunningham is great, but it took him a couple of years, and smart management has more to do with the team’s success. KAT, on the Knicks now, is a mixed bag. I could go on, but ya’ll get the points.

  2. Good point about the lottery. Esp interesting because last year Dallas got the #1 choice, even though they had a low rank tanking-wise.

  3. Ooops I didn’t see your comment about Cooper Flagg. I agree totally with what you said.

  4. The Knicks got the #3 pick that year, RJ Barrett, and after being traded to Toronto, he was just traded somewhere else. Nice guy, competent player, but a disappointment.

    What’s remarkable is that NBA fans understand this michegas. Proving that they could understand a lot more about politics if they made it somewhat interesting and unpredictable.

    I watch MSNBC while playing tames and reading stuff because I can be 100 percent sure they’ll never say anything new. 😉

    But listening to Stephen A Smith and pals arguing about stuff it too interesting for me to tune out.

    Hmm maybe we should elect NBA players to run the world?

    1. RJ Barrett is still with the Raptors, where he’s a better fit than with the Knicks and a significant contributor (21.1 points, 6.3 rebounds, 5.1 assists). I think most teams would rather have him than his Duke teammate Zion Williamson, because Zion tends to get injured, have trouble controlling is weight, and has been accused by more than one woman of some bad offcourt shit. Anyway, I love the Knicks getting Jose Alvarado. The man is intense.

  5. Or Tracy Morgan or Spike Lee.

  6. I read Doc’s comment and thought, “The Lottery” is the NBA’s solution to tanking, the bottom 3 teams only have a 14% of getting the number 1 pick. It is fun to think of alternatives, though. What if the draft lottery places were decided by a single-elimination 4 round tournament amongst the 14 teams not in the playoffs? Once a team is eliminated, their draft position would be based on regular season record vs the other teams eliminated i that round, further encouraging teams to finish with the best possible record. Round one establishes picks 9-14, round two 5-8, etc. The only question is which two teams get the first round bye, the top two, positions 7/8, or the worst two since they’re guaranteed pick 7 or 8?

    1. That makes sense. Anything to fully discourage tanking, which screws the fans and makes playing a form of misery.

  7. sometimes tanking or shitty teams are fun. like the wizards. when the knicks play there everyone is a knicks fan. same with the nets. it doesn’t matter how much they tank some teams will just be shitty no matter what they do.

    i loved it when KD tried to make the Nets cool. i loved it because now we nyers get to be assholes, something we love having permission to do. 😉

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