
Digressions & shit, or vice versa
Willy Staley in the NYTimes:
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”
“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
In his book Hopeless but Optimistic, Douglas Wissing shared this interesting fact: members of rural Afghani tribes living on rocky terrain go to hillsides to squat, and wipe their butts by rotating smooth rocks through their cracks. If I had the book with me, I’d share the text. Lacking that, however, I have found corroborating sources:
- National Geographic, in What did people do before toilet paper? says Archaeologists … have uncovered samples of pessoi, a humbler, ancient Greek and Roman toilet paper equivalent. Consisting of small oval or circular pebbles or pieces of broken ceramic, pessoi have been uncovered in the ruins of ancient Roman and Greek latrines. They’re even immortalized on a 2,700-year-old drinking cup that shows a man squatting and making use of his stone. Pessoi even rate a mention in the Talmud.
- TheBMJ in Toilet hygiene in the classical era:
During the Greco-Roman period, a sponge fixed to a stick (tersorium) was used to clean the buttocks after defecation; the sponge was then replaced in a bucket filled with salt water or vinegar water.3 Another technique was to use oval or circular fragments of ceramic known as “pessoi” (meaning pebbles),4 a term also used to denote an ancient board game. Aristophanes referred to the use of pessoi for sanitary purposes in Peace (5th century BC):
“Arms dealer (displaying a cuirass): And what, alack, shall I do with this rounded cuirass, a beautiful fit, worth ten minas?
Trygaeus: Well, that one will not make a loss for you, anyway. Give me that at cost price. It will be very convenient to crap in . . .
Arms dealer: Stop this impudent mockery of my goods!
Trygaeus (placing the cuirass on the ground like a chamber pot, and squatting on it): Like this, if you put three stones beside it. Is it not clever?”5
On the UNICEF site I also found How toilets are saving lives and money in Afghanistan. The subhead reads, “Thousands of child deaths in Afghanistan could be avoided each year by using toilets and washing hands.” Excerpt:
Using a combination of shock, shame, pride and disgust, families are encouraged through peer pressure to build a latrine and commit to using it. The process usually lasts three to six months until an entire community has given up defecating in the open, contributing to a healthier environment for everyone.
That was in 2017. The Taliban took over in 2021. Think they kept that shit up? If you have an answer, it might help to know that the village was Chaw, in the Ghazni region. You can zoom into it here.
Check them out
Hackernoon today: Cyber Libertarians: Esther Dyson & The Knowledge Age. Esther is an old friend and one of my favorite people. Front burner for her right now is .agent.
Exit signals
Last night we were suffering through one of the most annoying movies we’ve ever seen (Ladies First on Netflix, which, among other offenses*, wastes the many talents of Sasha Baron Cohen) when a bat flew across the screen. This was indoors, far away from any open door or window. So we went to bed with all lights off and our largest doors and windows open to allow the bat to leave. Today we’ll sit away from our largest doors (sliding glass walls, essentially) with our lights off, to watch, if we can, to see if a bat leaves.
Still a thing
A Map of the Manifold Environment is Phil Windley‘s latest post covering what’s going on with picos, which I expect (or at least hope) will become the way we will populate and organize the Internet of Stuff, a piece I haven’t written yet, but is implied in The George Carlin Model of AI, The True Internet of Things, and much stuff Phil (the alpha here) and I have written over too many years to have gone by without picos taking off. Yet.
What if we’re the ones already quarantined—by them?
Springer: Protecting earth from extraterrestrial contamination: The case for a lunar biocontainment facility. Via 404.
Overheard:
“I’m moving as vast as I can.”
*The movie should have been able to flip the script on male domination while being actually funny, which it is not.