The Offing of What’s On

Parody of a page from TV Guide, circa 1978†

For the final seven decades of the last millennium, most people in the developed world scheduled their evenings by answering a simple question: What’s on? For the first two of those decades, the question was “What’s on the radio?” For the next five, it was “What’s on TV?”

Guidance toward answers were provided on newspaper pages covering entertainment, and in weekly magazines. The biggest of those was TV Giude, at its peak the most popular magazine in the U.S.*, with 20 million customers, plus some multiple of that in pass-along readers.

In the guide were stations (such as those above), which belonged to networks. The biggest networks—CBS, NBC, and ABC—migrated from radio. PBS and Fox came later.

To get TV stations, you needed an antenna. “Rabbit ears” (a pair of telescoping rods built into the TV or attached by a flat wire to a pair of screws on the back) worked if you had strong signals, but the picture looked best only if you had a roof antenna. The best of those looked like the skeleton of a 10-foot tuna on a spike:

A dead TV antenna I spotted recently in Oden, Indiana. The flat feed line says it dates from the 1970s or earlier. The tower was next to a house, and the antenna was about 40 feet above the ground. Back in the Analog Age, it probably got stations from Indianapolis, Louisville, Evansville, Terra Haute, and maybe even St. Louis. Here in the Digital Age, it would get a handful of signals from stations within about 50 miles, but nothing from the bigger markets.

In rural areas, you needed a big antenna, ideally high above the ground, on a tower of its own or strapped to a chimney, with a rotator so you could spin it around. This is what my rotator looked like when I lived in Chapel Hill, NC:

I had a Radio Shack rotator like this one. The channel labels were cut out of a TV Guide and pasted on the box where you see the numbers. And yes, we got two channel 12s and two channel 13s. My antenna was highly directional.

Cable began as CATV—Community Antenna Television. When I lived in far northern New Jersey in the early ’70s, we were shadowed by terrain from New York City and Philadelphia signals, but our CATV provider gave us the 12 VHF channels of both cities. Gradually, cable companies added lots of channels that were cable-only. That gave folks a lot more answers to “What’s On?” and kept that era going.

But that era is mostly over, because optionality verges on absolute. This happened because, as Clay Shirky put it,

Here Comes Everybody*
Now you can produce a show on your phone almost as easily as you consume one on a TV. You can share it with the world on YouTube, Vimeo, your blog, or wherever. This is why there are more than fourteen billion videos on YouTube alone. There are also four and a half million podcasts, and countless millions of musical selections available over streaming services. Against all of this, broadcast radio and TV are near-dead technologies walking.

Interesting fact: What makes a TV a TV is its antenna connection:

Without that and the tuner inside, it’s just a monitor.

So let’s compare:

And that bottom line is where we’re at. “What’s on?” has become an archaic expression, like “prithee” and “forsooth.”

And we’re changed by that. As Marshall McLuhan is said to have said (yes, he meant it, but didn’t say it—see that last link), we shape our tools, and then our tools shape us.

So, what’s our shape now? Are we becoming phono sapiens?

I think it’s more like… where are we now?

Clearly, we are in a state of massive optionality, but our agency is still largely bottled up in each app we use, each platform we occupy, and the separate technical worlds of Apple, Google, and Microsoft.

What will free us from those?

I say two things. First is MyTerms. That’s how the sites and services of the world agree to our requirements, rather than us to theirs. Second is personal AI. We don’t have either one yet, but we will.

What’s On will always be an option. But as a defaulted first choice, it is mostly going away.


*James Joyce too, in Book 1, Chapter 5, of Finnegan’s Wake.

†For more about where that parody came from, see here.



3 responses to “The Offing of What’s On”

  1. Just finished responding to a friend, re: AI
    I shared my opinion that many people are “not very bright”
    As I add on years, this opinion grows stronger

    Quick
    Radio, we had soap operas and “The Green Lantern” (sample) but also Edward R Murrow

    TV, we had soap operas and game shows (even worse now) but also Walter Cronkite, PBS’s Alistair Cooke, and I recall watching Shakespeare “An Age of Kings” …

    Now, evenings are “local news” for weather and half attention to “national news” (habitual news junkie, back to coming home from grade school and my mother had Army McCarthy on)
    Then to big screen to binge on something (Taylor Sheridan) as it’s still chilly in the evenings outside

    2AM is for cruising the newspapers (online) and making notes for what I need to recall, do, communicate etc.

    Books : on my kindle

  2. Tanya Weiman Avatar
    Tanya Weiman

    That TV Guide page really took me back!

    1. Then you’re older than I thought. 🙂

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