The Onion on the Inauguration:
- Security Measures For The Inauguration
- No One At White House Knows What To Do With Old Pair Of Rumsfeld’s Pants
- Most Frequently Heard Words In Obama’s Inauguration Speech
- Obama Inauguration Speech Ruined By Incessant Jackhammering
- Hillary Clinton Mouthing Along To Presidential Oath
- Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama’s Inauguration Ceremony
- Bush Dies Peacefully In His Sleep
Funny shit.