
Cyclops time.
Thirteen years ago, when I was entering my final demographic, I had the cataract in my right eye replaced. It was a quick and easy procedure that left me with 20/10 vision when I walked out the door of the surgery center. It’s still that sharp.
Which is good, because this morning I had the cataract in my left eye replaced, and now I’m blind on that side, at least for now. In retrospect, I should have had both cataracts replaced way back when I had the first one done. I didn’t then because the cataract in my left eye wasn’t bad, and that eye could still focus. (Or, optically speaking, accommodate.) Vision on that side was 20/25, and I could use that eye to read as well, meaning that most of the time I didn’t need glasses.
But, because I waited, the cataract in my left eye gradually turned brunescent, meaning brown. This required an extra $2050 for Femtosecond Laser–Assisted Cataract Surgery (FLACS), which isn’t covered by Medicare.
Anyway, the surgeon had to turn his emulsifying machine up to 9 (normal is 3) to demolish the old brown lens. This, plus the antiquity of my eyeball, caused the cornea to swell and turn gray, so the world to my left eye is now just colors and shapes. If all goes according to plan, this will gradually clear up. Meanwhile, no driving, no lifting heavy things, and hopefully no new regrets.
Advice: If you do have cataracts, don’t wait around. Get them done.
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