Not the other thing

Location, Location, Location

I'm 30 kilofeet above the Missouri River, westbound from IND to DEN, with (United tells me) eight minutes to get from Gate B24 to Gate…?. It's blank. Doesn't say. I guess we'll find out. 

Update over Nebraska: We need to get from B45 to B25 in 8 minutes or less. It'll be fun if we make it. [Update later: we made it, just under the wire, and it was—perhaps also for others in the thick crowds who might be amused by the sight of a geezer with a packpack ambulating at speed down long concourses (one with an inconveniently disabled moving sidewalk between gates.] 

Meanwhiles

I tend to use seatback screens on planes only to show a map of where we are, while I look out the window and shoot photos. (Here are 19,411 examples.) But the ground between IND and DEN was undercast, so I thought I'd try a movie, since on new and refurbished planes United now provides a bluetooth connection to one's headphones and ear pods. The first movie I tried to watch was Spinal Tap: II the End Continues. I liked the original too much to stick with it, and thought of more funny things they could have done with the script than they did, so I punched out after about ten minutes. Then I tried Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning. I had trouble figuring out what was going on while all the time studying Tom Cruise's 63-year old face (seemingly always in close-up) for signs of aging. I didn't see any and got bored anyway, so I went back to the map and listened to a podcast on my phone, providing an example of what I wrote about on Tuesday.

Oh my god!

I know Louis CK got canceled and all, but what he said here before that happened is still true. I'm living it now. In a chair. In the sky.

Predicting the predicting

I fear I will come to hate coverage of politics through prediction markets as much as I hate coverage of sports through gambling. So does this guy.



2 responses to “Not the other thing”

  1. Aren’t prediction markets just gambling?

    1. They inform gambling. For more on how the financial world has become a casino, read Cory Doctorow’s latest.

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